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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>The essence of my exsistance expressed through pictures</description><title>AKA PENSE</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @akapense)</generator><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly2iloRdth1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51135413153</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51135413153</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 03:30:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6060aa6707d4d29b2819641d7f4c9f4e/tumblr_mn6piv3LKd1qzj70eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127163344</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127163344</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/09f7f1b47da78cb572db0bf7476bb136/tumblr_mn6c74eNfY1r6vqczo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127159378</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127159378</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1awt0NHe1qzojqro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127155621</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127155621</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bafc80c4e6842e5fe550aa347236285/tumblr_mmzeaqpGzV1r3hix3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127151235</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127151235</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47989940a2c97fe72ae2bd6f3c9b2916/tumblr_mmwfefzKzj1qzwqylo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127146412</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51127146412</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:21:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00223fba4cf481a0018f7e027205c688/tumblr_mn1pw6yptZ1qang03o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126854834</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126854834</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:16:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>he-was-nothing:

é tudo a mesma bosta
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/404fbc551f9aafd826d4a15d51353aff/tumblr_mn7im30NGL1r26y7to1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://he-was-nothing.tumblr.com/post/51092272957/e-tudo-a-mesma-bosta"&gt;he-was-nothing&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;é tudo a mesma bosta&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126813681</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126813681</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:16:14 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mightyenarc:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4d89a41775e5e16cb1de50abc3c6da7/tumblr_mmup2fCIws1r8gbu9o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mightyenarc.tumblr.com/post/50506487478"&gt;mightyenarc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126577744</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126577744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:12:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/791bcfbbabe781a5b841e356d8dd8853/tumblr_mgh3aj1FN61rhxjb9o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://exotic.co.vu/post/48614994800"&gt;ex-oti-c&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hayleysimps0n.tumblr.com/post/46703671724/living-the-dream-s-your-gonna-be-okayy"&gt;hayleysimps0n&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-17th-chamber.tumblr.com/post/43923358867/never-seen-this-before"&gt;the-17th-chamber&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Never seen this before…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;He literally shat a brick&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126546122</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126546122</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:11:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shabudoo:

fraeuleinsarah:

latumway:

defranco:

edwardspoonhand...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shabudoo.tumblr.com/post/51122539763/fraeuleinsarah-latumway-defranco"&gt;shabudoo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fraeuleinsarah.tumblr.com/post/51095199567/latumway-defranco-edwardspoonhands"&gt;fraeuleinsarah&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latumway.tumblr.com/post/51087453860/defranco-edwardspoonhands-tyleroakley"&gt;latumway&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phillyd.tv/post/51086792778/edwardspoonhands-tyleroakley-oops"&gt;defranco&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edwardspoonhands.com/post/51086735874/tyleroakley-oops-lolololol"&gt;edwardspoonhands&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51086326805/oops"&gt;tyleroakley&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Oops.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lolololol&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;hehehe&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;snap&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hahahaha the power of live broadcasting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ahhhhh!! Amazing!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126394800</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51126394800</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 00:09:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde3t3TCZk1ruqx25o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107678970</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107678970</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:02:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mceu77PlFs1rz4w98o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107635472</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107635472</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:02:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg08ao7wHt1qce9zzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107485910</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51107485910</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 20:00:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/faaa29220a9ee8183a5fdce04fb68122/tumblr_mn0rastC7d1r47wsdo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc2a396f5a3ad2f0045a2e8608f30187/tumblr_mn0rastC7d1r47wsdo2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095740059</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095740059</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:23:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d3e6c8285b90a693ac5fa1861480ab4/tumblr_mn725fnacZ1qby53lo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095548882</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095548882</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:21:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bzyjgpMi1rwmwano1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095502923</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51095502923</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 17:20:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b5386aed2124c4cb670582d051a9c77/tumblr_mn6pefoOcp1qlcvwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051373238</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051373238</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:18:15 -0400</pubDate><category>america</category><category>funny</category><category>married to the sea</category></item><item><title>aprilfoolromance:

Dr. William Forscher Experiment LogExperiment...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c44d5ae5efa34e2eab15cc372940a6d4/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31f638719927b7c855dff15840b65ce5/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16410dec02dce8b47e1f50ad26b1081b/tumblr_mn5tlbyFC41qaq9lxo3_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aprilfoolromance.tumblr.com/post/51046020110/dr-william-forscher-experiment-log-experiment"&gt;aprilfoolromance&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Dr. William Forscher Experiment Log&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Experiment #04781: Magnesect, the Mournful&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt; Pok&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;mon.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Early research conducted on the evolution of Paras into Parasect and the process involved with its spores concluded that the spores themselves became the dominant life-source of the Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon upon growth. This information was first published by Professor Oak, creator of the Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex; however, it’s theorized that early Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon masters had a rudimentary understanding of the relationship between the insect and its spores, given the often impersonal relationship maintained between most publicized Parasect trainers and their Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;mon. These trainers would often have strong bonds with their team, yet would utilize Parasect as a type of organic machine, rather than a living creature.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Further study into the curious nature of the &lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon revealed that, upon evolution, the spores of the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon seem to simply put it in a catatonic state. Though the mushroom does the primary ‘thinking’, the body is still alive in its most basic form, and is still capable and required to function as a living host in order for the spores to stay healthy and strong. It was observed that Parasect consume organic matter for its energy to revitalize the mushroom atop its back; ergo, it was hypothesized that the mushroom was supplying the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon vital nutrients for survival.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;In conducting Experiment #04781, our goal was to determine the effects of a living, conscious host integrated with its organic master. After numerous unsuccessful attempts to revive the creature within the mushroom— experiments which often resulted in the release of defensive toxic spores from its back— it was suggested that a secondary, non-organic host be spliced with the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon to balance the attention of the controlling spores released into it. Magnemite was proposed as both an excellent non-organic &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon test subject as well as an acceptable power source to successfully revitalize the catatonic creature within the mushroom.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;For the purposes of the experiment, we gave #04781 a name: Magnesect. This spliced &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon went through several variant degrees of applied electricity before a successful, living result was created. The Magnemite was spliced and dominantly maintained control of the creature’s brain, purging the spores from within it. Its bolts were recreated and used to secure its mutated form in place within the Parasect’s body. The strain of the machine on the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon caused many fissures in its exoskeleton, exposing ligaments often associated with non-insect life.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;For the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon itself, the Parasect life-form is capable of seeing— visual electronic receptors installed within the body of the Magnemite that connect to its limited occipital lobe— and is capable of digesting food without the aid of the mushroom cap on its back. Injuries caused from the splicing have shown some consequence: the spores have increased in ferocity within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, and are far more numerous. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Despite our best efforts to maintain a consistent harmony between the influence of the machine and the mushroom’s spores within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, a constant battle for dominance between the two are observed within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, with the life-form caught in the painful struggle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Attempts to raise Magnesect have resulted in across-the-board failure. The&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon appears to be in constant, endless pain from these struggles. It seems to only eat via command of the machine and mushroom controlling it; when these influences are forced ‘off’, it ceases all function in an attempt to end itself through malnourishment. Its enhanced vision is put to little use due to visual warping caused by its perpetual tearing and cries. The only seeming benefit of this genetic splicing is the result caused upon the spores themselves: their viciousness and toxicity is unlike any other seen within the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon world. It’s as though it’s attempting to adapt to the machine within the creature in an effort to purge it from— or envelope it into— the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon’s physiology.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Continued research and study is suggested: over time, the spores may well adapt into life previously unseen, and the &lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon may be perfected into new form. With the influence of machine within it, it’s entirely possible that a perpetual state of evolution may be attained over multiple generations. Currently, however, it is not recommended as a battle-ready &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Pok&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;mon, unless put to use against opponents who utilize non-offensive strategies early in battle— again, the toxicity of its spores are &lt;em&gt;truly&lt;/em&gt; amazing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Submitted for your review. Attached is our suggested entry for our catalog of experimental Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex entries.&lt;span&gt; This information is confidential, and should not be published to the National &lt;/span&gt;Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;dex.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Details regarding our other ongoing experiments forthcoming.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Pok&lt;span&gt;é&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;dex Entry: Its pained cries are filled with sorrow. During battle, it seems to act more aggressive and desperate when its opponent is not attacking it.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Artist’s Notes&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I wanted to jump in and join the pokemon fusion fun :D Picked Magnesect because it looked really interesting and undead. To give it a nice touch, I requested by husband to put some background to it :]&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Heavy&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051282745</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051282745</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:16:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/523c182bb1da676ea75aa34db926b29a/tumblr_mn6p7nEfKk1qlcvwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051168062</link><guid>http://akapense.tumblr.com/post/51051168062</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 01:14:11 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>married to the sea</category></item></channel></rss>
